
River Song: You know when you see a photograph of someone you know, but it’s from years before you knew them. It’s like they’re not quite finished; they’re not done yet. Well, yes, the Doctor’s here. He came when I called just like he always does, but not “my” Doctor. Now my Doctor, I’ve seen whole armies turn and run away, and he’d just swagger off back to his TARDIS and open the doors with a snap of his fingers. The Doctor in the TARDIS. Next stop: Everywhere.

-It’s Christina de Souza. To be precise, Lady Christina de Souza.
-Ooh, that’s handy. Cos’ I’m a Lord.
#No but how livid Ten is with TenToo about the whole genocide thing #Ten’s furious and shouty and definitely going to take away TenToo’s car keys and ground him for at least a month #And then there’s TenToo with his faaaaaaaaace #Just look at the ”MICKAAAAAY!” gif #TenToo’s just giddy everyone’s there and alive and it’s a party in his TARDIS #he’s like ”Sarah Jane you remember where I keep the liquor right? #Jack make yourself useful and find some plastic cups or something! #Martha there are party hats in the third drawer on the console! #Rose you’re going to need party-appropriate clothes I left all your stuff in your room #you know I like that pink dress why don’t you go ahead and put that on #knickers are unnecessary! #Jackie you can just keep running straight through the console room and don’t stop until you find the broom closet and then just lock yourself right in there m’kay!” #And Ten is fuming outside and wondering how he got to a place in his life where he actually understands why his father was so shouty when he was a kid (via gallifreyburning)
This is the actual best.